‫- PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD...
‫I FOUND YOUR BIOLOGICAL FATHER.
‫- I DID NOT ASK YOU TO DO THIS.
‫I MADE CONTACT WITH MY ‫BIOLOGICAL DAD,
‫AND I'D REALLY LIKE FOR YOU TO ‫BE THERE WITH ME
‫- EVEN THOUGH SPRING BREAK ‫WAS GONNA BE
‫ME STUCK IN A HOUSE IN MEXICO ‫WITH ALLY AND SADIE,
‫I WAS STILL EXCITED,
‫BECAUSE MATTY WAS COMING ‫AFTER ALL.
‫THE FUTURE HELD LOTS ‫OF POSSIBILITIES,
‫INCLUDING DYING ‫ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
‫WITH MY MOTHER IN MEXICO.
‫- JEEZ, I WASN'T EVEN ‫GOING THAT FAST.
‫- MOM, MEXICAN POLICE ‫ARE CORRUPT.
‫PEOPLE GET SNATCHED ‫OFF THE ROADS ALL THE TIME
‫ONLY TO BE THROWN IN JAIL AND ‫NEVER TO BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
‫- NOT IF THEY KNOW ‫HOW TO WORK IT.
‫HOLA, SEÃ‘OR.
‫I AM SO, SO SORRY.
‫WAS I DOING SOMETHING NAUGHTY?
‫I'M JUST SO EXCITED ‫BECAUSE MY SISTER AND I
‫ARE HEADED DOWN TO ROSARITO ‫FOR SPRING BREAK.
‫- WHILE MY "SISTER" ‫ENGAGED THE POLICE,
‫I ENGAGED IN A LITTLE MASOCHISM,
‫A.K.A. CHECKING MY INBOX ‫FOR ADMISSION EMAILS.
‫WYCOFF WAS THE LAST COLLEGE ‫I HAD APPLIED TO,
‫AND THE ONLY ONE ‫THAT HADN'T REJECTED ME, SO FAR.
‫- I.D., PLEASE. ‫PASSPORT.
‫- OH, COME ON, ‫WHAT WAS I DOING?
‫- HAS YOUR SISTER BEEN DRINKING?
‫- SADLY, NO.
‫- THE OFFICER IS NOT HERE ‫TO RUIN OUR VACATION.
‫HE IS HERE TO HELP US, RIGHT?
‫- SEÃ‘ORA, MAYBE I CAN ‫LET YOU OFF WITH A WARNING.
‫BUT YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE ‫THAT YOU ARE MUCH MORE--
‫[women screaming]
‫[officer shouting in Spanish]
‫- [screams]
‫- OH, IT'S OKAY, OFFICER!
‫MY SISTER JUST GOT INTO COLLEGE!
‫- [screams]
‫- AH!
‫I'M SO EXCITED.
‫- I THOUGHT THE BEACH HOUSE ‫WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON A...BEACH.
‫- AH, I THINK SMELL THE OCEAN.
‫OR MAYBE THAT'S JUST ‫THE ALCOHOL.
‫- FINALLY.
‫JESUS.
‫UGH, YOU BROUGHT LITTLE BITCH?
‫- SHE GOT INTO COLLEGE.
‫WYCOFF COLLEGE.
‫WE ARE CELEBRATING!
‫- J, YOU GOT INTO COLLEGE?
‫- YES!
‫- OH, I AM SO HAPPY...
‫AND RELIEVED.
‫NOT THAT I WAS LOSING SLEEP
‫OR HAVING BOUTS ‫OF TRICHOTILLOMANIA OR ANYTHING.
‫SO WE'RE ON SPRING BREAK, ‫PEOPLES!
‫LET'S MAX THIS ‫MOTHER-FONDLER OUT.
‫YEAH.
‫- ENTRADA.
‫- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
‫HERE SHE IS, MY COLLEGE GIRL. ‫- AWESOME.
‫- INFINITE O.M.G. ‫WHERE?
‫- WYCOFF. ‫I CAN FINALLY RELAX
‫AND ENJOY THE REST OF ‫MY SENIOR YEAR.
‫- YEAH, BETTER SOAK UP SOME RAYS ‫AND BASK IN YOUR COMPLACENCY
‫TO PREPARE FOR A LIFE ‫OF DESPERATE MEDIOCRITY.
‫- SADITA, CHILL, LADY.
‫- MMM, AH.
‫- OH, I'M SO TIRED ‫FROM THE DRIVE.
‫WE ALMOST GOT MURDERED, ‫BY THE WAY.
‫I'LL TELL YOU ‫ALL ABOUT IT LATER.
‫RIGHT NOW, I JUST-- ‫I NEED A NAP.
‫- WHAT?
‫PUSSY.
‫- JENNA.
‫- YOU KNOW I'M SORRY, RIGHT?
‫IT WAS LAME OF ME TO PUT ‫ALL THAT STUFF
‫THAT WENT DOWN WITH GABBY ‫ON YOU.
‫- WELL, YEAH.
‫I'M SORRY SHE'S NOT COMING, ‫THOUGH.
‫- YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN ‫THINKING A LOT
‫ABOUT HOW YOU WENT ‫OUT OF YOUR WAY
‫TO HELP GET IN TOUCH ‫WITH MY BIOLOGICAL DAD.
‫- I WAS GLAD TO.
‫- I WANTED TO DO IT,
‫BUT I GUESS I NEEDED A PUSH.
‫I MEAN, AS USUAL, ‫YOU TOTALLY GET ME.
‫- WELL, WE GET EACH OTHER.
‫- YEAH.
‫- SO ARE YOU GOING TO SEE HIM?
‫- I THINK SO.
‫I'M JUST WAITING ‫TO HEAR BACK FROM HIM.
‫I'M A LITTLE FREAKED.
‫BUT, HEY, THIS IS OUR LAST ‫SPRING BREAK TOGETHER, RIGHT?
‫SO LET'S REALLY MAX IT OUT, ‫OKAY?
‫- I WASN'T SURE IF "TOGETHER" ‫MEANT TOGETHER TOGETHER
‫OR JUST TOGETHER.
‫BUT WHATEVER "TOGETHER" MEANT,
‫I WAS SO GLAD TO BE TOGETHER ‫WITH MATTY AGAIN.
‫- MAN, YOU ARE TI-IGHT, SADITA.
‫- I CAN'T STAND SEEING
‫THAT TRAGIC LITTLE ‫STD DISPENSER
‫ACT LIKE A PIG IN [bleep]
‫JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT ‫INTO SOME LAME COLLEGE
‫WHEN I STILL HAVEN'T HEARD ‫FROM MY STANK-ASS SCHOLARSHIP.
‫- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW.
‫- YOU WOULD BE WORRIED TOO
‫IF YOUR FUTURE ‫WERE HANGING IN THE BALANCE.
‫- BABE, I WORRY ABOUT MY FUTURE ‫ALL THE TIME.
‫I JUST DON'T MAKE THE WHOLE ‫WORLD SUFFER FOR IT, OKAY?
‫- YOU'RE LIVING YOUR FUTURE.
‫YOU GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
‫YOU'LL PROBABLY BE A COP ‫LIKE YOUR DAD.
‫- HEY, I NEVER SAID THAT.
‫I'M OPEN TO OTHER STUFF, ‫AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO.
‫EVERYTHING ISN'T ‫SO BLACK-AND-WHITE.
‫ALL I'M SAYING IS, ‫NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
‫A SMART, BEAUTIFUL GIRL LIKE YOU ‫WILL DO JUST FINE.
‫- MAYBE.
‫SO DO YOU THINK I'M MORE SMART ‫OR MORE BEAUTIFUL?
‫- PARASAILING, ZIP-LINING, ‫DEEP SEA FISHING.
‫BIGGIE'S DONE ALL OF THIS.
‫WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO ‫IS SWIM WITH THE DOLPHINS.
‫THEY ARE SO CUTE ‫AND SO SMART,
‫AND THAT'S EXACTLY ‫HOW I LIKE MY FISH.
‫WELL, THAT OR BEER-BATTERED ‫IN A TACO
‫WITH AN ICE-COLD EGG NOG.
‫- DOLPHIN'S AREN'T FISH, VAL.
‫THEY'RE MAMMALS.
‫- MAMMALS THAT BREATHE WATER?
‫I GUESS MY CATS ARE FISH TOO, ‫HUH, JAKE?
‫I HOPE THAT WASN'T ‫ON THE S.A.T.s.
‫- WHOA, WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?
‫- WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH. ‫- WHY?
‫YOU GOT ALCOHOL, SUN, ‫POOL RIGHT HERE.
‫GOD, I HATE CHILDREN ‫WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO PARTY.
‫- PSHH, I KNOW, RIGHT?
‫[knocking]
‫- WHAT ARE YOU PEG BOYS ‫DOING HERE?
‫- SOCIAL ANTHROPOLOGY.
‫STUDYING THE BITCH OUT OF WATER.
‫- AND GETTING ‫THIS PARTY STARTED!
‫WHOO! ‫- SORRY, YOU WEREN'T INVITED.
‫BUT THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM ‫ON THE BEACH
‫WITH THE MURDERERS AND VAGRANTS.
‫YOU'RE WELCOME.
‫- HOLD UP.
‫- WE BROUGHT THE BEST ‫PARTY FAVOR EVER.
‫- LISSA?
‫- LISSA, ARE YOU OKAY?
‫- NO, I WAS IN PRISON.
‫MOMMY KEPT ME IN THE HOUSE ‫EVER SINCE I WAS SUSPENDED.
‫AND I WAS ATONING, ‫LIKE, 24/7
‫IN MY ROOM WITH THE GOOD BOOK, ‫AND THEN--
‫- AND THEN WE BROKE HER ‫OUT OF THAT HELL-HOLE
‫AND BROUGHT HER ‫TO YOU KIND PEOPLE.
‫- JESUS, THAT IS DESPERATE.
‫- I DON'T CARE ‫ABOUT JESUS ANYMORE
‫IF HE DOESN'T WANT ME ‫TO BE WITH TYLER.
‫MOMMY CAN'T MAKE ME, ‫MOMMY CAN'T MAKE ME!
‫- NOW, YOU KIDS ARE ‫THE KIND OF CHILDREN I LIKE.
‫OH.
‫OR MAYBE SHE'D SMOKED ‫SOME NEW LEAF.
‫- MAN, THIS BEACH IS BUSTED.
‫IT'S LIKE VERY JUNKIE ‫SOUTH OF THE BORDER
‫DOUCHED OUT ALL THEIR [bleep] ‫ON THE SAND.
‫[phone dings] ‫[gasps]
‫YO, BOYS, JUST GOT A TEXT ‫FROM TY-TY.
‫HE'S ON HIS WAY.
‫HE'S MEETING ME HERE,
‫AND WE'RE GONNA SCREW ‫OUR BRAINS OUT.
‫WOULD THAT BE OKAY WITH YOU?
‫- JUST PUT A TOWEL DOWN.
‫I WANT MY DEPOSIT BACK ‫ON THE RENTAL.
‫- HEY, JENNA.
‫JENNA, HEY.
‫I JUST HEARD BACK ‫FROM MY BIO DAD,
‫AND WE'RE GONNA ‫MEET UP TOMORROW.
‫I WAS WONDERING, MAYBE--
‫MAYBE YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME?
‫- YES, OF COURSE. ‫I'D LOVE TO.
‫- IT'D BE REALLY, REALLY NICE ‫TO HAVE YOU THERE.
‫- MATTY, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
‫I'M SURE YOU'LL BE GLAD ‫YOU DID IT.
‫- OKAY.
‫- IT SEEMED MORE AND MORE
‫THAT BY, "LET'S ENJOY ‫SPRING BREAK TOGETHER,"
‫MATTY REALLY DID MEAN ‫TOGETHER TOGETHER.
‫- SO HOW LONG ‫ARE YOU GONNA WAIT?
‫- UNTIL BIGGIE COMES.
‫HE SAID TO WAIT RIGHT HERE, ‫AND SO I WILL.
‫MY LOVE IS BLIND ‫AND UNCONDITIONAL.
‫- OKAY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
‫OH, WOW.
‫I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS PACKING ‫ALL OF THAT.
‫- I DID.
‫- HEADS UP.
‫OOH.
‫- AH.
‫- OH, ARE THEY ‫LOOKING AT US?
‫- PLEASE, PLEASE, ‫PICTURE WITH US.
‫- OH, MY GOD, THEY THINK ‫YOU'RE PEETA AND I'M KATNISS.
‫- AMERICAN ROCK STAR
‫AND VIDEO GIRL.
‫* UH-UH-UH, UH-UH
‫- * AND THEN IT ‫ALL COMES TOGETHER *
‫OH, MY GOD, THEY KNOW MY SONG.
‫- OH, YES, VERY BIG IN JAPAN.
‫both: WE'RE BIG IN JAPAN!
‫- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ‫TALKING ABOUT?
‫- OUR VIDEO, MY WAY TO YOU,
‫HAS, LIKE, 12 MILLION HITS ‫AND THOUSANDS OF COMMENTS.
‫- IN JAPANESE, ‫BUT CLEARLY IT'S HUGE.
‫THESE GIRLS WERE STAR-STRUCK ‫BY ME.
‫- ALYSSA MILANO ‫IS BIG IN JAPAN.
‫- WELL, BIG IS BIG.
‫WE'RE GONNA STRATEGIZE ‫SO WE CAN MONETIZE.
‫- WE'RE GONNA MAKE ‫ANOTHER VIDEO.
‫- * SHAKE IT IF YOU'VE GOT IT *
‫*SHAKE YOUR BODY *
‫* SHAKE IT IF YOU'VE GOT IT *
‫[doorbell dings]
‫- HE'S HERE!
‫- DARLING LISSA.
‫WOW.
‫IT'S A WHOLE NEW YOU. ‫- I KNOW.
‫I FELL FROM GRACE AND INTO ‫A BIG OLD PILE OF SIN,
‫AND I LOVE IT.
‫- SHE'S DOING HER BEST ‫TO KEEP UP.
‫BUT WE'RE THE PROFESSIONALS.
‫- READY?
‫CABS ARE AS SLOW ‫AS EVERYTHING ELSE
‫IN THIS MESS OF A COUNTRY.
‫- OH, JENNA, ‫YOU'RE AREN'T COMING TO T.J.?
‫- UH, TIJUANA?
‫NO THANKS, WE'RE GONNA STAY IN.
‫- YEAH, AND KICK IT OLD-SCHOOL.
‫- I DIDN'T WANT TO GO OUT,
‫BECAUSE I WAS PERFECTLY CONTENT
‫LOOKING FORWARD ‫TO MY FUTURE IN COLLEGE
‫AND TO MY BIG DAY ‫WITH MATTY TOMORROW.
‫- I'LL GO GET MY TRUCK.
‫- MEET YOU OUT FRONT.
‫I FELT CONTENT AND HOPEFUL ‫AND WARM.
‫- HEY.
‫- I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ‫THAT THAT WARM, CONTENT,
‫AND HOPEFUL FEELING ‫WOULDN'T LAST,
‫BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN I WAS GOING ‫TO BE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD.
‫- [mouthing]
‫- NOTHING.
‫- PLEASE TALK TO ME.
‫CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A TRUCE?
‫YOU GOT INTO A GREAT COLLEGE.
‫LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN.
‫- MATTY AND I WERE SUPPOSED ‫TO DRIVE UP TO SAN DIEGO
‫TO MEET HIS BIO DAD,
‫BUT THEN GABBY SHOWED UP.
‫- SWEETHEART, DON'T SPEND THE ‫REST OF YOUR TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL
‫HUNG UP ON MATTY.
‫YOU NEED TO FOCUS ON YOURSELF ‫AND YOUR OWN NEEDS.
‫THAT'S HOW I COPE ‫WITH YOUR FATHER.
‫OKAY, IT'S NOT EXACTLY ‫THE SAME THING,
‫BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, ‫RIGHT?
‫- YEAH.
‫SADLY, I DO.
‫- AND DON'T LIVE ‫IN YOUR HEAD SO MUCH.
‫I CAN SEE IT,
‫YOUR WHEELS ALWAYS TURNING.
‫JUST RELAX AND LIVE ‫IN THE MOMENT, OKAY?
‫- WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS.
‫- HAIR OF THE DOG, ANYONE?
‫- OOH, ANOTHER EXOTIC...
‫MEXICAN DISH?
‫- YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE THINK ‫THAT MORE ALCOHOL
‫IS ACTUALLY THE BEST CURE ‫FOR A HANGOVER.
‫- YOU'RE AMATEUR HOUR, VAL!
‫- KEEP THE BUZZ A-BUZZIN', ‫MS. MARKS!
‫- BUZZ-BUZZ!
‫- WE SAW WHAT YOU CALL ‫A DONKEY SHOW.
‫NOT YOUR TYPICAL CIRCUS ACT.
‫THERE WERE NO CLOWNS ‫OR CHILDREN.
‫I THINK THERE WERE PEANUTS.
‫- IT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING ‫THING I'VE EVER SEEN
‫THAT I WAS NOT A PARTICIPANT IN.
‫- OH, PLEASE, THAT DONKEY SHOW ‫WAS NOTHING.
‫THE WORLD IS FULL ‫OF SICK AND DISGUSTING STUFF,
‫SO JUST GET OVER IT.
‫LIVE IT UP, LAP IT UP, BITCHES!
‫[giggles]
‫LET'S GO TO BED.
‫I'M HUNGRY.
‫- I COULD LAY HERE ‫IN BED ALL DAY.
‫- WE DON'T NEED ‫TO BE ANYWHERE ELSE.
‫[phone dings] ‫- [gasps]
‫MAN, SADITA, YOU ALMOST ‫JUST BROKE MY FACE.
‫- I GOT IT.
‫I WON THAT [bleep] SCHOLARSHIP.
‫GOOD-BYE, PALOS HILLS.
‫HELLO, NEW YORK CITY.
‫PRETTY SOON IT WILL ALL ‫HAVE JUST BEEN A BAD DREAM.
‫- WOW, TY-TY.
‫THAT'S WHAT WE'VE ‫BEEN WAITING TO DO.
‫- FOR SO LONG.
‫- AND NOW WE DID IT.
‫YAY.
‫- YAY, INDEED.
‫- * THIS SONG IS JUST A SKETCH
‫* A STRAY IDEA ‫THAT I'M TRYING TO CATCH *
‫* A LITTLE DOODLE ‫FROM MY NOODLE *
‫* PLUCKED FROM THE OCEAN ‫OF MY BRAIN *
‫- I LOVE IT.
‫- I WANT AN OVEREXPOSED, ‫SUN-DRENCHED, BEACHY VIBE.
‫COOLIO?
‫- COOLIO.
‫- HIS LIFE IS JUST A STRING
‫OF THROWBACK THURSDAYS ‫AND FLASHBACK FRIDAYS.
‫- BASED ON MY SCIENTIFIC ‫MARKET RESEARCH,
‫I.E. THOSE SCREAMING ‫JAPANESE GIRLS ON THE BEACH,
‫THEY DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS
‫ABOUT THOSE WHORISH GIRLS ‫IN BIKINIS,
‫AND ARE ALL ABOUT MY ‫HARAJUKU-ADJACENT STYLE.
‫- WELL, THEY LIKE US TOGETHER.
‫- OBVI.
‫THERE'S A CHEMISTRY.
‫WHY DID WE BREAK UP AGAIN?
‫SHOULD WE GIVE THE PEOPLE ‫WHAT THEY WANT?
‫- SO WOULD YOU RATHER ‫MAKE A PORN?
‫- IT MIGHT BE LESS OFFENSIVE.
‫- IT WAS ONE OF THOSE ‫EARTH-SHATTERING MOMENTS
‫WHEN I THOUGHT MY MOM ‫WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT.
‫I JUST NEEDED TO BREATHE, ‫SMELL THE OCEAN,
‫AND ENJOY THE VIEW.
‫- HI.
‫I DON'T MEAN ‫TO BE BOTHERING YOU,
‫IF THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.
‫- NO, I WAS JUST... ‫LOOKING AROUND.
‫- PERFECT DAY, HUH?
‫- YEAH, THE WEATHER'S NICE.
‫- WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS?
‫IT...
‫COULD BE THE PERFECT DAY.
‫- YOU MUST BE REALLY NERVOUS.
‫- I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
‫HI.
‫ARE YOU, BY ANY CHANCE, ‫DANIEL DURAND?
‫- HEY, YO.
‫I'M DANNY. ‫- HI.
‫- OH, I'M SO STOKED ‫YOU LOOKED ME UP, MATT.
‫I THINK YOU GOT MY EYES ‫A LITTLE BIT, RIGHT?
‫HUH, GAB?
‫- YES, I TOTALLY SEE IT.
‫- SO... ‫YOU AN ATHLETE, OR WHAT?
‫I WAS PRETTY SERIOUS ‫ABOUT FOOTBALL.
‫YEAH, I WAS A GOOD RECEIVER,
‫BUT I WAS MORE INTO SURFING ‫AND SMOKING OUT.
‫- YEAH, I'M A SOCCER PLAYER.
‫- OH, GOOD, GOOD. ‫NICE, MAN.
‫- YEAH, I'M HOPING ‫FOR A SCHOLARSHIP
‫TO COME THROUGH SOON.
‫- AWESOME, MAN, ‫WELL, GOOD.
‫STAY IN SCHOOL, MAN.
‫THAT'S A GOOD THING.
‫YEAH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
‫SOMETIMES I WISH ‫I HAD GONE MYSELF,
‫BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW ‫IT WOULD HAVE HELPED
‫WITH THIS GIG, RIGHT?
‫HEY, SALUD.
‫- SALUD. ‫- SALUD.
‫- I WOULDN'T NORMALLY ‫TALK TO A DUDE
‫WHO TRIED TO PICK ME UP ‫ON THE BEACH,
‫BUT SEEING MATTY GO OFF ‫WITH GABBY WAS A WAKE-UP CALL.
‫SO YOU'RE A MARINE.
‫- YES, MA'AM, I AM.
‫I'M OVER AT CAMP PENDLETON ‫RIGHT NOW,
‫BUT I SHIP OUT FOR MY FIRST ‫TOUR OF DUTY IN A FEW DAYS.
‫- SO YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED ‫TO BE IN THE MARINES?
‫- YEAH, I HAVE.
‫AND I ALSO WANTED ‫TO STUDY MARINE BIOLOGY,
‫AND I KNOW THE SERVICE WILL ‫PAY FOR IT ONCE I GET OUT,
‫SO I REALLY HOPE I CAN GET ‫INTO SCRIPPS IN SAN DIEGO.
‫IT'S THE BEST PROGRAM ‫IN THE WORLD.
‫- BRIAN AND I WERE ‫ABOUT THE SAME AGE,
‫BUT HE SEEMED SO MUCH OLDER.
‫[phone dings]
‫HE KNEW EXACTLY ‫WHAT HE WANTED OUT OF HIS LIFE
‫AND HOW HE WAS GONNA GET IT.
‫TALKING TO HIM MADE ‫ALL MY WORRIES ABOUT COLLEGE,
‫MY MOM, MATTY,
‫SEEM SO TRIVIAL.
‫- I'M GONNA GO MEET ‫MY BUDDIES IN TOWN.
‫WE'RE KIND OF DOWN HERE ‫FOR ONE LAST HURRAH.
‫BUT...
‫DO YOU WANT TO SWAP NUMBERS?
‫I WOULD--
‫I WOULD REALLY, REALLY ‫LIKE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
‫BEFORE WE GO.
‫- THAT'S NOT EVEN MY GOOD SIDE, ‫AND IT'S NOT THE SIDE
‫FEATURED ON MY WAY BACK TO YOU.
‫CONTINUITY IS KEY ‫IN GOOD BRANDING.
‫I'M PULLING UP THE OLD VIDEO.
‫- BABE, IT'S ALL GRACIE ALLEN ‫WHITE NOISE TO ME.
‫- YOU KNOW, I COULD READ ‫A LITTLE JAPANESE,
‫IF YOU'D LIKE ME ‫TO TRANSLATE THE COMMENTS.
‫- YES.
‫DUDE, YOU'VE BEEN ‫HOLDING OUT ON US.
‫- UH, OOF.
‫ACTUALLY, PERHAPS ‫I OVER-ESTIMATED MY SKILL SET.
‫- JESUS, TYLER, ‫DON'T BE SUCH A PUSSY.
‫JUST READ IT.
‫- WELL, YOU KNOW HOW CRUEL
‫PEOPLE CAN BE ON THE INTERNET.
‫- YEAH.
‫- WELL, THE OVERALL TENOR ‫OF THESE COMMENTS
‫IS RATHER, UM, JOCULAR.
‫- WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
‫- WELL...
‫"I THINK IT'S ‫HILARIOUSLY AMATEUR,
‫AND THE BLOND BOY, HE LOOKS ‫KIND OF LIKE LEONARDO DICAPRIO."
‫HE REALLY IS BIG IN JAPAN.
‫- OH, YEAH, I KNOW.
‫- "THE GIRL LOOKS ‫LIKE HARAJUKU,
‫BUT VERY THREE-YEARS-AGO."
‫- [gasps] ‫THAT'S ENOUGH, THANK YOU.
‫GOD, JAKE, HOW DID I GET ‫CAUGHT UP IN YOU AND YOUR
‫RIDICULOUS NONSENSE AGAIN? ‫- ME?
‫YOU WERE PRACTICALLY PLANNING ‫TO MOVE TO TOKYO,
‫PRACTICALLY SHOPPING ‫FOR WEDDING RINGS
‫AND HYPHENATING LAST NAMES.
‫- WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR FINDING ‫YOU SO RELENTLESSLY ENDEARING.
‫- GOD, YOU GOT ME SUCKED INTO ‫YOUR VORTEX OF NEED AND GREED.
‫- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING. ‫- IT'S NOT.
‫PUT A FORK IN JAKARA, ‫'CAUSE THIS SHIZ IS TOAST,
‫AND I'M OUT.
‫- SO THIS IS WHERE YOU ‫SMASH YOUR GUITAR, RIGHT?
‫- PISS OFF.
‫- I AM SO OUT OF THE WEST COAST, ‫LOSERS.
‫- HEY, SADITA, TAKE THAT ‫WEST COAST HATE DOWN A NOTCH,
‫OKAY?
‫SOME OF US LIKE IT HERE.
‫- SOME OF US ARE STUPID.
‫- YEAH, SOME OF US ARE, SADITA,
‫AND RUDE TOO.
‫- HEY, MAN. ‫GABBY.
‫WE'RE GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT ‫TO ROSARITO.
‫- HEY, EVERYONE.
‫I'M REALLY GLAD TOO.
‫- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY?
‫- WELL, KIND OF CRAZY.
‫WE WENT AND SAW ‫MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER.
‫- WOW, INTENSE.
‫YOU WERE KEEPING THIS A SECRET?
‫- YEAH.
‫- IT HAD BEEN OUR SECRET.
‫- O.M.G., ALL THE FAMILIAL ‫FACTOIDS, STAT.
‫DID YOU BOND?
‫DID YOU HUG AND LAUGH AND CRY?
‫WAS IT AN EMOTIONAL MASH-UP?
‫DID YOU VIDEO?
‫- HE WAS A VERY COOL GUY,
‫AND HE HAD MATTY'S SMILE.
‫IT WAS JUST UNCANNY.
‫I WAS SO GLAD ‫MATTY WANTED ME TO COME.
‫- YEAH, STILL PROCESSING.
‫IT WAS COOL.
‫HE'S COOL.
‫LOOKS PRETTY GOOD FOR HIS AGE, ‫YOU KNOW?
‫- YOU GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN?
‫- PROBABLY, YEAH.
‫IT WAS...
‫EXHAUSTING, ACTUALLY.
‫LOT OF EMOTIONAL STUFF ‫COMING UP.
‫I'M REALLY WIPED,
‫SO I'M JUST GONNA HIT THE SACK.
‫I'M SORRY, JUST HANG OUT ‫WITH EVERYONE, OKAY?
‫- OKAY. ‫- BYE.
‫- I COULD TELL HE WANTED ‫TO TALK TO ME
‫BUT, GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES, ‫COULDN'T.
‫I COULDN'T HELP ‫FEELING A LITTLE SAD,
‫BUT I WAS ALSO THINKING ‫ABOUT BRIAN,
‫ABOUT HOW BIG THE WORLD ‫OUTSIDE OF HIGH SCHOOL
‫AND PALOS HILLS WAS,
‫AND HOW SMALL ‫THIS WOULD ALL SOON SEEM.
‫- SO...
‫SHOULD WE [bleep] LIKE ANIMALS?
‫- WE COULD.
‫- IF WE [bleep] LIKE ANIMALS,
‫LET'S DO IT LIKE BUNNIES.
‫THEY'RE SO CUTE AND FLUFFY.
‫OR WE COULD GO GET CHURROS.
‫THEY'RE GOOD IN MEXICO.
‫WE CAN...DO ANYTHING WE WANT.
‫- INDEED WE CAN.
‫- IT'S NOT AS FUN LIKE THIS, ‫IS IT?
‫- WELL, THE PROHIBITION ‫ADDED AN ELEMENT OF DANGER.
‫- I KNOW, AND NOW ‫IT'S SO BORING.
‫THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.
‫- IT'S OKAY, LISSA.
‫- SHOULD WE QUIT ‫WHILE WE'RE AHEAD?
‫- I THINK SO.
‫I'M SURE OUR PATHS ‫WILL CROSS AGAIN,
‫BUT FOR NOW LET'S PART ‫WITH A KISS.
‫- DO YOU EVER LISTEN ‫TO YOURSELF, SADIE?
‫- UM, ALL THE TIME, SERGIO.
‫I HAVE A REALLY LOUD VOICE.
‫- WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CUT ‫OTHER PEOPLE A BREAK SOMETIME.
‫- DON'T MAKE ME SEEM ‫LIKE A HEARTLESS BITCH
‫JUST BECAUSE I HAVE ‫HIGHER ASPIRATIONS
‫THAN GOING TO A J.C. ‫AND WORKING ON A FOOD TRUCK.
‫- THAT'S NOT WHY YOU SEEM ‫LIKE A HEARTLESS BITCH, SADIE.
‫AND I THINK YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH, ‫MISS COLUMBIA U.,
‫TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
‫- DON'T GO.
‫AND DON'T CALL ME ‫MISS COLUMBIA U.
‫IT MAKES ME SOUND ‫LIKE A PAGEANT WHORE.
‫LOOK, SERGIO, I'M SORRY.
‫- YEAH? ‫OKAY.
‫WHY NOT TRY A LITTLE HARDER ‫TO BE NICE
‫WHILE YOU GOT ME AROUND, OKAY?
‫- OKAY, I WILL.
‫JESUS, YOU'RE A LOT OF WORK.
‫- [scoffs]
‫- WHATEVER AND WHOEVER ‫HAD COME BETWEEN MATTY AND I,
‫I COULD TELL HE REALLY NEEDED ‫TO TALK TO SOMEONE
‫WHO UNDERSTOOD ‫ABOUT HIS CRAZY DAY.
‫[knocking]
‫- HEY.
‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
‫- I'M JUST CHECKING IN ON YOU,
‫SEEING HOW YOU'RE DOING ‫AFTER MEETING YOUR BIO DAD.
‫- YEAH, I'M FINE.
‫- THAT'S IT?
‫I MEAN, DID YOU FEEL ‫LIKE YOU GUYS CLICKED, OR--
‫- JEN, I'M SORRY, ‫BUT GABBY'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL.
‫IF SHE FINDS US ‫AND WE'RE BOTH, YOU KNOW...
‫CAN'T JUST ALWAYS KEEPING ‫FALLING INTO OLD HABITS, RIGHT?
‫OKAY.
‫- ALL RIGHT. ‫- OH.
‫- GOOD NIGHT. ‫- GOOD NIGHT.
‫I HAD HELPED MATTY ‫FIND HIS BIO DAD
‫AND WANTED TO SHARE ‫HIS JOURNEY WITH HIM,
‫BUT IF HE DIDN'T WANT ‫TO SHARE WITH ME,
‫WELL, I WAS SURPRISINGLY ‫OKAY WITH IT.
‫IF IT WAS SO EASY FOR HIM TO ‫CLOSE THE DOOR RIGHT IN MY FACE,
‫WELL, I COULD CLOSE THE DOOR ‫ON HIM TOO.
‫- I'VE ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR A ‫COUPLE DAYS,
‫BUT I SEE A STRONG GIRL ‫IN FRONT OF ME,
‫WITH A BIG LIFE AHEAD OF HER.
‫- WELL, HELLO, T.
‫- HI.
‫ADAM IS, LIKE, AMAZE-ARAMA.
‫IT'S LIKE I LOOK AT HIM ‫AND I FORGET TO TALK.
‫- HAVE YOU SEEN JENNA? ‫- STOP, MATTY.
‫- EXCUSE ME? ‫- YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.